SWEEEEEEEET!!!!

I took my car in today to get it fixed. They gave me a 2008 Mustang for a rental...woohoo!!!!!!!!

OMG! This is too funny!!!

F***, F***, F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, just smashed the front of my Mustang. I am not a happy camper! Yapping child in the backseat, too much distraction, foot slipped and hit the gas. *sigh* And I was having such a good day, too. At least no one was hurt, except for my knees. I'll have some nice bruises. F**K! My poor car!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got this back in the mail today. I am seriously flipping out! Eep!!!! What a great guy!

Another good day

Well, I was feeling a bit groggy after drinking the night away. We went out in the boat for some fishing. I caught two sting rays. I just cut the line. Don't mess with them. After that I read my book. Tom caught some mangrove snappers. Robbie was the big winner!!!

The only bad thing is I think I got sun poisoning Saturday. My right arm is swelled and I have terrible pain in my elbow and wrist. OUCH! I still feel pretty groggy so it might be sun poisoning and not all the Captain Morgan I drank last night! LOL! Well, I'll see how I feel tomorrow.

A great day!

We went to the Mote Aquarium in Sarasota. What a beautiful day! We went with the top down on the Mustang. Got a little burnt. LOL! The aquarium is nice. I got some video that when I get a chance I will try to upload. One of the best parts was out little problem we have had in the past few days is gone. It was unfortunate that the police had to be called to stop her, but, oh well. She shouldn't try to blackmail people. Now I must get ready. We are going out with a bunch of friends to celebrate some birthdays, including my 30 10 birthday. LOL! I'm sure I will have a huge hangover tomorrow. I haven't drank since our work Christmas party. That was a rip!

What NOT to say to your Valentine...

These were entries for a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
But what have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell!"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.