SWEEEEEEEET!!!!

I took my car in today to get it fixed. They gave me a 2008 Mustang for a rental...woohoo!!!!!!!!

OMG! This is too funny!!!

F***, F***, F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, just smashed the front of my Mustang. I am not a happy camper! Yapping child in the backseat, too much distraction, foot slipped and hit the gas. *sigh* And I was having such a good day, too. At least no one was hurt, except for my knees. I'll have some nice bruises. F**K! My poor car!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got this back in the mail today. I am seriously flipping out! Eep!!!! What a great guy!

Another good day

Well, I was feeling a bit groggy after drinking the night away. We went out in the boat for some fishing. I caught two sting rays. I just cut the line. Don't mess with them. After that I read my book. Tom caught some mangrove snappers. Robbie was the big winner!!!

The only bad thing is I think I got sun poisoning Saturday. My right arm is swelled and I have terrible pain in my elbow and wrist. OUCH! I still feel pretty groggy so it might be sun poisoning and not all the Captain Morgan I drank last night! LOL! Well, I'll see how I feel tomorrow.

A great day!

We went to the Mote Aquarium in Sarasota. What a beautiful day! We went with the top down on the Mustang. Got a little burnt. LOL! The aquarium is nice. I got some video that when I get a chance I will try to upload. One of the best parts was out little problem we have had in the past few days is gone. It was unfortunate that the police had to be called to stop her, but, oh well. She shouldn't try to blackmail people. Now I must get ready. We are going out with a bunch of friends to celebrate some birthdays, including my 30 10 birthday. LOL! I'm sure I will have a huge hangover tomorrow. I haven't drank since our work Christmas party. That was a rip!

What NOT to say to your Valentine...

These were entries for a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
But what have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell!"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Good Lord!

I'm old! Eek! I turned 40 today. Actually, I'm 30 10. sounds much better. LOL!

Great signs

Best Headlines of 2007...

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they big enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Center for Disease Control Alert (1/25/2008)

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes -

Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Hey, I'm just the messenger...and I want my closest friends to stay safe!

Center for Disease Control Alert (1/25/2008)

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes -

Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Hey, I'm just the messenger...and I want my closest friends to stay safe!

Vote for Warchild!

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My Drawings

Until I figure out how to use Flash for my website, this is a video of my drawings.

My new Dragon*Con costume

This is my new costume I got two weeks ago for Dragon*Con 08. Now I am able to lace it all the way up. YAY! Go Atkins! LOL! I had some friends that wanted to see what it looked like so HERE IT IS! It goes great with my green eyes. *bats eyelashes* LOL! The woman who sold it to me said it should be tight enough so you can carry a 6-pack on top....mission accomplished! LOL!!! She could carry a keg! I'm a bit more modest. Yeah, right! Just got to remember NOT to bend over in it.... hee hee hee! The only thing I got to get used to is DON'T WALK FAST! You can't breathe when you are squeezed tightly. No wonder women use to faint a lot. Jeez! Also, there is a lot of material. Makes my ass look a LOT bigger than it already is. (Yeah, I'll just keep telling myself that....) That is my real curly hair...I hate it but I don't have to bother with it much. It is longer in the back, just got it pinned up. Otherwise, I look like a bush woman.

How Cool Were You In High School?

How Cool Were You In High School?

This is a pretty cool test. This test is based on how cool you were in High School --what crowd you ran with, etc., it's fairly accurate. Click here to take the test.

TGIF!!!